@drteeth and @jackcrates aka michael phelphs hahahahhha

CathrynMarie Smokin That Hookah

Smokin dat fruit and vodka

Grouchy Greg!

@grouchygreg smokin tha hookah pipe lol

Rollin w/ The Homiessss

Last night in town (we think, lol) @grouchygreg @steveraze and @jakecrates are meeting up w/ @cristalbubblin & I @ the hookah bar..gyeaaaa

My Great Weekend

The weekend has been the best, I warned ya'll that it would! Shouts out to the ppl who contributed to the weekend, THUS far: @cristalbubblin, @aprilpope2003, @grouchygreg, @steveraze, @riceowlett, @criscokidd, @krystalnichole, @djplayboy1, @djnoble, @kiotti, @drteeth, Tray "Pooh" frm The Wire, CiCi, Jacob, DJ Statik, Rich, etc etc! Fun phone time w/ @ainzneal - I love dude, for real! I did lose my battery for my camera but luckily I uploaded my pic w/ Riff Raff before I did lol. Yooo, @steveraze & @grouchygreg saw him too lmaoooo! Dude is funnyyyyy! Okay, nap time! I'm up @ 7.45 when I just got home @ 4; booooo!

Bitch I'm Drunk

@ walmart w/ @cristalbubblin and @aprilpope2003..bitch I'm tired...

HBCU Film Festival In Houston

Www.allhiphop.com's @grouchygreg & @steveraze in Houston @ TSU speaking on "Using New Media To Your Advantage" at the 5th annual HBCU Film Festival, put together by video director Dr. Teeth. Teeth was just presented a proclamation from the Council man naming Feb 28, 2009 the 5th annual HBCU day..niceeeee

Its Fridayyyyyyy

The start of a grand weekend! Night out w/ @aprilpope2003 & @cristalbubblin and @grouchygreg is n town; ohhhh boy! Tomorrow is the Film Festival hosted by my great pal, Dr. Teeth, w/ @grouchygreg dropping knowledge. Let's get it!

Tore Up From The Floor Up...

So, I need 2 first thank the homie @cristalbubblin 4 an amazinggg night last night. Yea, we were on some fuck niggaz ish last night, her breaking up w/ her dude & my being in a state of confusion and missing C.A.J. - so fuck em lol. We hit up Studio 1 where the homegirl @riceowlett looked out for us @ the door. Get in and Bubbz & I are the only 2 dancin - we have a few inside joke dances that have ppl trippin lol. As we were leavin, dude tells me I look like Dawn from DK, lol its funny when I hear that because I wish it was true yet I hear it enough ;). So club #2, Shadow Bar w/ my fav promoter, Kurt! Took care of us, get in, see Dj AK & its really on. Dikembe walks in & flash backs of him denying a pic yrs ago came back - yea, he gave me the finger wave. We spot Tony Rock, my future baby daddy, chop it up w/ him & try 2 tlk him into getting on twitter lol. I tell him I want his babies (I always tell him lol) we laugh, I'm drunk, we bounce. Get outside, Jon Pierre of indmix.com is out there, Bubbz & I fck w/ him & make our way to the 3rd spot. Get to Swivel, we tell the bouncer 2 let us in cause I'm the Mayor of Twitter lol, get in, fucks w/ @djnotorious & get moree drunk lol. We go eat w/ him, get home @ around 5 & I wake up @ 8 naked lmao! Good times! Shout out to the cops who wouldn't let me ride his horse & the one who wouldn't give me a piggy back ride lol, y'all are mean! Lol ...It all goes down again tonight ;)

Bubbz & Notorious

@cristalbubblin and @notorious1...we eatin son..

Yo Ass Is In My Face

Bitch..move it!

3rd Club 2night

Bubbz got me fcked up!

Horse!

I asked if I coul ride, very loud..hd 2 tell him I wasn't drunk tho..noooo I said I'm not driving! Then they followed us while walking lol

Date Night

Yea, I'm a crabby ole hag who doesn't like to date..sorry its just what I am. I don't want to be bothered anymore, I just like to talk shit. Decided to go out last night with a guy, kinda chill fella. Went for drinks and ended up at a club, I guess neither one of us were ready to go home lol. I was feeling the effects of my margaritas and couldn't stop dancing, although the club was stupid empty lol. Didn't stop me though, cause its what I do (© @corysparks). This guy was talking to him, he walked off & he was like "that's such & such from twitter". I'm like who? Lol Shocked I didn't know dude, I informed him that "I may not know him but he knows me cause I am the Mayor of Twitter!" Lol yes, I said it loud lmao fun times ;). Date night was a good night, its funny how we both found ourselves getting "good friend" comfortable > we're on a date comfortable. Aye, I can roll with the dawgs, what more can I sayyyyyy? ;)

I'm Gon Be Drunk Tonight

I've had 2 sips and I'm wavy...wth? Dude has a G1, we've bonded, so I guess he hooked me up lmao...sittin @ the bar awaitng my date, I'm 15 mins early. I'm a punctual bitch

3.81?..Leave Me Alone!

So my apt complex has wasted prescious trees and ink to remind me that my check this month was $3.81 short - 2 times! I'm sorry, I know I really owe but seriously, $3.81? Are you really putting bright ass notices on my door for everyone to think I owe you a few hundred? Yea, I should just pay it but then I'd be wasting a good check; you'll get that shit on the 1st! Omg! Lol. I'm on some nigga shit, blaming them like they did something wrong and its really me, lmaooo oh well ;)

Me Right Now Prt 2

Okay, so I tried this shit last night and my mobile blog was on crack. I wasn't able to really tag the people I tagged, due 2 my giving up and uploading through twitpic & 2day I dnt wnt 2 tag ppl lol. Here is me now, suckass! Well me 30 mins ago walking out of my front door ;)

Me Right Now

Playing along w/ @rahsheen, this is me right now. I tag @nukirk, @shercole, @nikfreeman, @tanijoy @taiwanbrown..lol these r the only people I figured would halfway play along lol..now snap a pic guys!

Obama Better Help Him, or Else ;/

So this guy comes by just about every day talking and talking, normally about taxes but today he spoke about having no money, moving here from Cali w/ a box of clothes & his wife. He said he has no tv, no car, a hard bed & doesn't think his wife loves him much. In fact, he said he wished she loved him as much as she loved money. Every so often I thought he was going to cry while speaking on how lonely he is. He is currently looking for work & said he has never made $10 an hour. Most ppl would get upset w/ his statement about Obama but not much bothers me, although he was a bit out of line lol. He said Obama needs 2 help him, get this simulus thing rolling & save him. He said that if he didnt, wouldn't vote 4 ppl "like him" again. He would whisper each time he said "like him" and then said "ya know, you know what I mean?" Clearly I do & I'm not sure why he would tell a blk fem such but aye, I guess he felt my good person vibes :). After all, he does talk 2 me daily, lol. A troubled old man who waited ovr 32 yrs 2 marry a woman, last yr, that doesn't love him...shouts out 2 my twitter background lol

Mama's Lil Baller!

Young basketball players aren't that voiceful when it comes "going against the coach", they take 4 granted Coach knows best. If you saw my son play (or not play) last season you'd agree he was a confused me; a damn good street baller trying 2 find his spot in organized hoop. Yea, my baby got handles & is a beast on D. New season, new coach, Reg spoke up & will be switching from forward 2 tha point - 2day marks his 1st day starting as point. Chipmunk will be runnin the ball! Get off him! I can see my AAU $ going 2 great use, although last yr was great teaching 4 him. He said he is going 2 the NBA, GOD willing he will make us ALL proud! Hard 2 believe my baby enters Middle School this year, I'm old! Peep tha gear, lil daddy stay fly cause of the grades he keeps up! I was blessed to have him, he is indeed my best friend & #1 thought every morning :)

Midday Snack ;)

@foxxfiles posted a pic of his breakfast & the fruit was looking toooo good. Cashier laughed @ my "lunch", I told her it was just a snack ;) Fruit does a body goot! And of course I had 2 cop tha Sprite, its my addiction Www.twitpic.com/photos/foxxfiles

She Gon Crank Some Shit Up!

If many of u recall 2 days ago I was laughing @ a customer we had who was mad the IRS hadn't sent her check ovr yet. She tried getting crunk and said she was gon "crank some shit up". Went on how she was gon get kicked out of her home, while her dude played video games on the machine - he wasn't 2 worried. Well meet Ms G, lol. Her & her lopsidded breasts lmao. She had complaints 2day but I paid her no attn - its outta my hands, call the IRS!

2nd Thought Every Morning Is Of You

Don't mind the pic lol just using it for image purposes, as I am too lazy to get up & turn the light on to take a good pic of me in bed :) Anyway... every morning my mind is running w/ 50 million thoughts, the 2nd thought is always of this guy I'm crushing on; he's something like a big deal. Don't want 2 share 2 much, I was just thinking of him & wanted 2 blog lol. And now I'm off 2 wish him a good day & get mine started :)

Somethin Like a Killa

Bored at the work place one day I decided to crunch cars on the freeway; getting my mr bean on lmao. Ya'll can't see me ;)

Muthafuckas ain't feelin me on my odd ish lol. Fries in my something pecan blizzard (1st time gettin this blizzard) goes hard! Chick @ Dairy Queen had 2 ask me about it today tho lol, she noticed I do it daily when I fall thru. Can't explain it, shits jst good.